What if...or not...

Parties
Tod forbes in crane in elsey toss over his head broke a chair broke random jars people getting high in their car so I left and walked down the road to the railroad tracks through the middle of town which was 7 miles away to my friends house and went to bed, another party that I went to was a little crappy it was in monett and it was in the basement of some chicks house and the party got a little out of hand when a person went “through” a door and her dad got a lil ok very very mad and chased everyone out of the house with a shotgun as we all started to walk to our cars he proceded to fire it in the air to speed up the leaving process, another party I went to was actually the first party I went to where I told my persistent friends that my mom told me that I couldn’t go thinking that that was surely going to get me off the hook, well I was wrong after I said that my mom then walked across the yard and they asked her if I could go and she then said sure

WHAT IF…….
air was water
Sky was green
My dog when I was a kid really didn’t run away
I started to play guitar instead of drums
Mom played drums
Dad was a she
My car worked
All the cats in the world died
Sharks were friendly
Clouds weren’t real
My computer was sentient
My toilet was sentient
I earned my degree
Dogs could fly
Rats hunted cats
Chickens could breathe under water
All electronics died at once
Dinosaurs were here now
An ice age started tomorrow
All electronics died at once
An ice age started tomorrow


All electronics died at once

If all the electronics died at once then I wouldn’t be typing this right now we probably would be thrown into some anarchic apocalypse, where everyone would be looting, killing and pillaging the towns away and I know you are thinking that there was a time when we didn’t have any electronics and we managed just fine back in the day, but the world has gotten so dependent on electronics that the sudden loss of it all would cause panic and turmoil among the masses and with no way other than mail for communication, other than the obvious speech, word wouldn’t get out to ease the peoples minds of a better tomorrow, so for many people, this would be the apocalypse, and what better way to go down than to go down with a whole bunch of possessions and with a bang.  This whole thing would take forever to recover from.  Im talking decades to get over.  You see back in the day when there was no electronics, there was murder and thievery but no real easy ways to convict other people other than word and the lucky person there to spot the crime, so if someone was killed and there was no one there to witness the crime no one got convicted and the killer ran free.  Now days, there are way more people in the world, almost more so than there is land to go around, unlike back in the day, so you better believe that there would be lots of killings for plots and possessions.  So I greatly hope that this never happens.  I guess that even if it did happen, there would eventually be someone to get the power back up and repair all of the electronics or to start over, I mean with all of the knowledge gained over the years of electricity and power distribution, they would be able to usher in a new golden age of electronics again.  Hopefully they could go past where we are now and build a time machine allowing them to go back to the point where the world went dark and stop it from ever happening.  I do think that this would be a much better way for everything to go than my other choice for a writing topic though.  An ice age would suck way more than all electronics going dark that’s for sure.

What if the soviet union never fell
If the soviet union never fell and they had enough money to keep up their endeavors they would be the ones with laser weapons and big huge space ships in the sky that could wreak havoc on the world with the push of a button.  They would take over huge continents and countries and make everyone bend to their will.  They would take over taco Tuesdays and push it back to Wednesdays and instead of tacos they would serve uncooked and slimy spinach from a can and it will be known as slimey spinach Wednesdays.  They would have us rehearse robin hood men in tights every Thursday, but instead of the story where robin beats the prince the prince wins out and the merry men get imprisoned for life.  All wal-marts would be spelt backwards as stramlaw.  They would replace all modern tools with hammers and sicles, for instance, in writing class you used a hammer and chisel and in wood shop instead of belt sanders and chisels you would use a sicle.  Jobs are so scarce in this world I mean just horribly scarce.  All tv shows change to the soviet geographic channel!